Loadsheding Funny 2012 SMS In Urdu

Teacher: Homework q nhi kiya?

Student: Sir, light nhi thi

Teacher: To mom batti jala lete

Student: Sir, maachis nhi thi

Teacher: Machis q nai thi

Student: Jis room me ibadat krty hain wahan rkhi thi.

Teacher: To wahan se le aate

Student: Nahaya hua nhi tha

Teacher: Nahaye q nhi thy

Student: Pani nhi tha sir

Teacher: Pani q nhi tha?

Student: Sir motor nhi chal rahi thi.

Teacher: Ullu k pathy motor q nai chal rahi thi ?

Student: Sir bataya to hy light nhi thi.

Dukh iska nahi k hamari light nahi aa rahi hy

FARAZ..

Khushi to is baat ki hy k kisi ki bhi nahi aa rahi hy..

( ‘,’)/

<)) Chal aa Gali

/ > Me Bethain

Loadsheding Funny 2012 SMS

 Loadsheding Funny 2012 SMS

Loadsheding Funny 2012 SMS

Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?

MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.

PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.

ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga

Ab to bijli b medecine ki trah ho gai hai

FARAZ

,

,

,

1 ghnta subah nashty se phele!

2 ghntaY dopehr khany k bad

Or

3 gntaY raat sony se phele.

Ek admi raat ko apne gher gaya.

darwaza knock kia.

Bv.kon?

Admi:Guddu da abbu!

Bv:Haaye main mar gai te ander kon ae.

Loadsheding Funny 2012 SMS

2012...

PPP Ka Naya Naara,

.

Maang Raha Hai Har Insaan..

.

.

.

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CHADDI, CHAPAL auR BANYAAN;

(,")/

<) ) Jiye Bhutto

/ / qabar se uttho.

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